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Life is Short

Life is Short

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Live life to the fullest with our 'Life is Short. Drive Fast and Leave a Sexy Corpse' t-shirt, inspired by the iconic quote from The Office's Stanley Hudson. This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to live on the edge and take risks. Made from high-quality materials, it's designed for both style and comfort. The provocative message and sleek design will make a statement wherever you go. Order yours now and show the world that you're not afraid to take life by the horns!


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size Guide

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Length(") 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width(") 18 20 22 24 26 28
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